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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Slow Down Culture

Slow Down Culture . . .

It's been 18 years since I joined Volvo, a Swedish company. Working for them has proven to be an interesting experience. Any project here takes 2 years to be finalized, even if the idea is simple and brilliant. It's a rule.

Globalize processes have caused in us (all over the world) a general sense of searching for immediate results. Therefore, we have come to posses a need to see immediate results. This contrasts greatly with the slow movements of the Swedish. They, on the other hand, debate, debate, debate, hold x quantity of meetings and work with a slowdown scheme. At the end, this always yields better results.

Said in another words:

1. Sweden is about the size of San Pablo, a state in Brazil.

2. Sweden has 2 million inhabitants.

3. Stockholm, has 500,000 people.

4. Volvo, Escania, Ericsson, Electrolux, Nokia are some of its renowned companies (Volvo supplies the NASA).

The first time I was in Sweden, one of my colleagues picked me up at the hotel every morning. It was September, bit cold and snowy. We would arrive early at the company and he would park far away from the entrance (2000 employees drive their car to work). The first day, I didn't say anything, either the second or third. One morning I asked, "Do you have a fixed parking space? I've noticed we park far from the entrance even when there are no other cars in the lot." To which he replied, "Since we're here early we 'll have time to walk, and whoever gets in late will be late and need a place closer to the door. Don't you think so? Imagine my face.

Nowadays, there's a movement in Europe named Slow Food. This movement establishes that people should eat and drink slowly, with enough time to taste their food, spend time with the family, friends, without rushing. Slow Food is against its counterpart: the spirit of Fast Food and what it stands for as a lifestyle. Slow Food is the basis for a bigger movement called Slow Europe, as mentioned by Business Week. Basically, the movement questions the sense of "hurry" and craziness" generated by globalization, fueled by the desire of "having in quantity" (life status) versus "having with quality", "life quality" or the quality of being".

French people, even though they work only 35 hours per week, are more productive than Americans or British. Germans have established 29 hour workweeks and have seen their productivity been driven up by 20%. This slow attitude has brought forth the US's attention, pupils of the fast and the "do it now!". This no-rush attitude doesn't represent doing less or having a lower productivity. It means working and doing things with greater quality, perfection, with more attention to detail and less stress. It means reducing rejects and wastage. It means reestablishing family values, friends, free and leisure time. Taking the "now", present and concrete, versus the "global", undefined and anonymous future. It means taking humans' essential values, the simplicity of living. It stands for a less coercive work environment, more happy, lighter and more productive where humans enjoy doing what they know best how to do.

It's time to stop and think on how companies need to develop serious quality with no-rush that will increase productivity and the quality of products and services, without losing the essence of spirit.

Many of us live our lives running behind time, but we only reach it when we die of a heart attack or in a car accident rushing to be on time. Others are so anxious of living the future that they forget to live the present, which is the only time that truly exists. We all have equal time throughout the world. No one has more or less. The difference lies in how each one of us does with our time. We need to live each moment.

As John Lennon said, "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans".

Congratulations for reading till the end of this message. There are many who will have stopped in the middle so as not to waste time in this globalized world . . .



Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Windows Mobile- Samsung Omnia launch


As you know, the mobile segment has been upbeat recently with a host of new launches, offering customers a world of choice!

So here's an exclusive sneak preview of the coolest new phone slated to be launched in India tomorrow - the SAMSUNG i900 ( OMNIA).

To start with, it's a sleek and sexy device, powered by Windows Mobile 6.1 Professional and packed with MS Office (PowerPoint, Excel, and Word).

Omnia is a 100% touch phone with everything wrapped in a neat metal case. With screen at 3.2 inches, it comes packed with a full browser which intuitively changes from landscape to portrait depending simply on how YOU are holding or using the phone!

Worth exploring are the multimedia functionalities of the device - a truly big splash. The platform enables you to easily move or drag and drop icons across the screen using just your finger .

The extra large, bright screen is great for browsing and what brings the browsing experience alive is the new Internet Explorer in Windows Mobile 6.1!

It’s a full-fledged browser that can play flash files and has Intelligent Zoom In and Out – allowing you to browse any website quickly and easily at amazing speeds.

With Windows Live pre-installed, users can also get Push Hotmail – that's getting your email on the go without a corporate server or a blackberry equivalent service. And for those who want office email on the go, Omnia comes with Outlook and a fully functional Office Suite on the device, so that you can access, read, edit word documents, excel worksheets, power point decks, etc.

However, the Omnia is not just a work device.. so when its time to play – switch on a movie on the bright widescreen or play some cool music. With Windows both on the Omnia and your PC, syncing up your music, movies & pictures is a breeze and doesn’t require any more software installations.

What’s more when your music syncs from the PC to the phone, your album art also carries and allows you to touch and see your music on the Omnia. A 5 MP camera allows still & video capture of all you want. Backing all of this is a 16 GB memory - not too many phones yet have this capacity.

Monday, December 31, 2007

Stupid answers given during an exam

"Monotony means being married to the same person for all your life."

Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its meaning - Hands that judicious can be as soft as your face...

How important are elections to a democratic society? - Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

What is Britain's highest award for valour in war?
Nelson's Column

What's a Hindu?
It lays eggs

Name the four seasons
Salt, mustard, pepper, vinegar

What changes happen to your body as you age?
When you get old, so do your bowels and you get inter-continental

What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
They'll insist you're well endowed if you're buying a house

What is a co-operative?
It's a kind of shop that is not as dear as places like Marks and Spencer

What is artificial respiration commonly known as?
The Kiss of Death

What are steroids?
Things for keeping the carpet on the stairs

What is a common treatment for a badly bleeding nose?
Circumcision

"I've said goodbye to my boyhood, now I'm looking forward to my adultery."

"I always know when its time to get up when I hear my mother sharpening the toast."

"Christians go on pilgrimage to Lord's."

"A major disease associated with smoking is premature death."

"The equator is a menagerie lion running around the earth through Africa."

"Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull."

"Cows produce large amounts of methane, so the problem could be solved by fitting them with catalytic converters."

"The process of flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists."

"The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader"

"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."

"A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."

"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas."

"The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The
brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o and u."

"Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away."

"Planet: A body of earth surrounded by sky."

"Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot."

"Before giving a blood transfusion find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."

"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."

"For a nosebleed: put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops."

"For drowning: climb on top of the person and move up and down to make Artificial
Perspiration."

"For Fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor."

"To prevent contraception: wear a condominium."

"For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat."

"To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow."

"The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects."

"The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana."

"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been
taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to."

"A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors."

"The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this
fight."

"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."

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Exam answers from actual nursing examination papers.

The lady was incontinent and the nurse was told to watch her passing urine.

The patient was put under the physiotherapist who came often.

I informed the patient she could get up when her legs go down.

The patient had a large bowl movement (instead of Bowel).

The student nurse was sent for a long stand. She did not return for two hours.

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Monkeyman935 Online Warning : Hoax

Monkeyman935 Online Warning Hoax


Summary:
Email "warning" claims that someone with the screen-name "Monkeyman935" is killing women he has met via the Internet :


Status:
False

Example:(Submitted, May 2005)
Subject: FROM THE STATE POLICE: NOT A JOKE

PLEASE READ THIS: State Police Warning for Online

WARNING FROM THE STATE POLICE . . USA (Not a joke.)

State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know.

Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. Think of it as a bit of advice too.

If a person with the screen-name of Monkeyman935 contacts you, do not reply.

DO not talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant Messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet.

Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far.

This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know! Ladies, this is serious.


Comments :
The information in this email "warning" is untrue and it should not be forwarded. "Monkeyman935" is not murdering women he has met via the Internet and this dire warning can be safely disregarded.

Although false, this "warning" actually has its origins in events surrounding the real case of brutal serial killer John E. Robinson. After a lengthy history of violence and murder, Robinson was finally arrested in 2000. He was charged in relation to the murders of several women, some of whom he met via Internet chat rooms. Robinson, going by the nickname "Slavemaster", used the Internet to entice women into participating in sadomasochistic relationships, several of which ended in homicide. You can read the full horrific story of the Robinson case in a series of articles on the Crime Library website.

The original version of the email (see below) apparently began circulation as a result of Robinson's crimes. The first version featured the screen name "Slavemaster" rather than "Monkeyman935". Although Robinson did really use the name "Slavemaster", he has been securely incarcerated for most or all of the time that the message has been circulating. Authorities suspect that he was involved in the deaths of a number of women, but the total is almost certainly a lot less than 56 as is claimed in the email.

Since the original "Slavemaster" message, there have been several other very similar versions in which alternative screen names have been inserted. As well as "Monkeyman935", mutated versions have featured the screen names "SweetCaliGuy4evr", "Free_mumia911" and others.

This hoax email will most likely continue to circulate for a long time to come. From time to time, someone will substitute a new "screen name" and the amended version will be repeatedly forwarded. This name substitution tactic is reminiscent of the MSN Contact List Virus Hoax, in which new email addresses replace previous ones quite regularly.

Certainly, Internet users should take measures to protect their privacy while online. Caution and commonsense should be used, especially if we decide to physically meet with people we have "met" on the Internet. However, forwarding this sort of hysterical nonsense is not likely to foster a sensible awareness of online personal safety issues. Instead, it just spreads unnecessary fear and alarm.

Other References:
Symantec Write-Up: Slavemaster
SLAVEMASTER JOHN EDWARD ROBINSON

Two Original Versions:
Please read this and pass it on. VERY SERIOUS!

Our homeoffice has informed us that they received this bit of information. Read this very carefully....then send it to all the people online that you know. You DO want to pay attention to this.

If a person with the screen-name of Slavemaster contacts you, do not reply, do not talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet.

Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass it on. This screen name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, and Excite. Send to everyone.

Ladies this is very serious.

If a guy by the name of ----- _SlaveMaster ----- contacts you do not answer. He has killed 56 women that he has talked to on the Internet. PLZ SEND OUT TO ALL THE WOMEN ON YOUR BUDDY LIST . ALSO ASK THEM TO PASS THIS ON.

He has been on {{Yahoo- Aol-- Excite}} so far. This is no JOKE.!!!!!!

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Long Live Bachelors


Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the only thing in life!!

--Anonymous

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.

--Oscar Wilde


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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

--Scottish Proverb


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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years.

--Sam Kinison


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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
expensive answers that your
wife will give you for free.

--Anonymous

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Bachelors know more about women than married men;
if they didn't, they'd
be married too.

--H. L. Mencken


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Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for
another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken


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- "A man without a woman is like a fish without a
bicycle."
- U2


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- Marriage is a three-ring circus:
--engagement ring
---wedding ring
---suffering

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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why.

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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife.


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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.

--Anonymous

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"

--Anonymous

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

--Anonymous

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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then
the mud fell off.

--Anonymous

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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."

--Anonymous

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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature
handcuffs....."

--Anonymous
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!

--Anonymous

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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly
parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was
diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be
praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to
die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir,
I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this
demonstration of pain in is
more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A
child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then
replied "My wife's first husband."

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell
into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned
for a while but then
smiled " It really works ! "

Ironic.

Some facts:
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1) The capability of an individual to do anything stupid is unmeasurable.

2) I do not doubt Human Intelligence, I doubt the ability of its usage.
Ritesh Nair. 2006.

3) Humans search for extra terrestrial intelligence and pump big money into projects such, to know if god made the same mistake of creating dumb people elsewhere.

4) We are children of free will, even the angels do not have that choice, I can trade free will for wings....